OPINION

I find it difficult to believe that we are letting this golden opportunity slip by. It is my considered opinion that this thing should have been impeached prior to his installation in office. Let us examine the facts.

This year it is said that the so-called “Punxsutawney Phil” saw his shadow predicting an early spring. Did you see his State of the Weather? He’s obviously putting on a political rally this election year pandering to the sun tan crowd completely ignoring skiers.

And who put this Punxsutawney Phil into office? We have strong evidence that the squirrels interfered with the 2016 elections.

They have been celebrating this Ground Hog day “officially” since 1887. In 133 years there has never been a groundhog with a name other than Punxsutawney Phil. I don’t even think that is his real name. Has anyone checked his birth certificate?

This year on February 2nd, this Punxsutawney Phil supposedly saw his shadow signalling an early spring. I want to make clear that this is NOT my ground hog. We cannot wait for an election to have people who love this ground hog re-elect him. We need officials to impeach and remove this groundhog from office so our candidate, Geico Gecko has a chance to win the election this year.

{In case you are wondering, this is satire.}