Early this morning while witnesses watched the total lunar eclipse, they reported that an elderly white male in a bathrobe was seen dancing around the White House. They said they thought they heard him saying, “Vote the way I want or I make moon go away forever!”

Witnesses said that several men gently guided the man into the White House while he sang If I Had a Hammer

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre issued a statement that a dirty MAGA Republican election-denier attacked the White House, was arrested and will disappear like those non-BLM, non-antifa insurrectionist from January 6.