The drunk helicopter pilot act

Description of the YouTube video above.

During the late 1950’s, the North Dakota National Guard Aviation Facility in Bismarck was formed. The unit flew the Hiller OH-23 Raven helicopter (UH-12 civilian version). In those days, the helicopter was a rare sight in the area, and most people had never seen one up close, let alone fly. The helicopters were displayed all around the region at small towns, county fairs, and centennial celebrations. This was a short comedy display about someone who had too much to drink, and needed some medical attention. They put him in the helicopter while they go look for a pilot that can fly him home. Obviously he takes off by himself. The routine featured some barrel tricks, including blowing the barrel into the announcer. The drunken part of the act was replaced with more precision flying, and eventually with the aircraft just being a static display for liability reasons. Pilot of the helicopter was Col. James Grimstad. A side note, as some of the small towns did not know what to expect when the helicopter was scheduled to arrive at their celebration, a number of them had mowed long runways by the fairgrounds. It was always amusing when the helicopter would over fly the runway they worked so hard on, and land in the middle of town.

Just for laughs updated the gag in 2011.

http://www.hahaha.com Free helicopter ride with drunk pilot, how about it? Protip: When the pilot puts on a parachute and doesn’t give you one, get the hell out of there. A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny hidden camera pranks show for the whole family. Juste pour rire les gags, l’émission de caméra caché la plus comique de la télé!

Brown Amusements returns to Williams

brown-130904-03WILLIAMS—The Zipline gets company this weekend with the return of the Brown Amusements carnival. The carnival is set up on Railroad Avenue across the street from the Wild West Junction and Rod’s Steakhouse. The carnival will run through Saturday. Tickets for rides and events are generally $1 each with an all-day band costing $20. The band allows you to ride the rides as many times are you desire, but do not allow you to play the games.

Pro wrestling comes to Williams

WILLIAMS—Williams will have it’s first professional wrestling match tomorrow at 8 p.m. at the Williams High School gym. The gym is located at 440 S. 7th street. It is just up the street from the Williams Medical Clinic.

The card includes:

1. Dexter Verity vs. Super Rich

2. Mercer vs. Parrallax

3. The Monstrous Mongo the Hobo vs. the Suburban Ninja

Intermission/Sell merchandise

4. Ram Rock vs. Alex Sage

5. R3 vs. Jay Garland

6. THE MAIN EVENT
Pete “the Heat” Petrocelli vs. Graves

These are the scheduled matches and there are other fun things planned in between matches to keep the crowd excited and wanting more.

The match is set up by former pro wrestler-turned-Pastor Andy McDaniel of the First Baptist Church of Williams. He has been offering pro wrestling training for the community for some time giving the youth another activity.

Carnival starts today at 5 pm

brown-01WILLIAMS—The carnival is back in Williams. Brown’s Amusements set up in the Visitor Center parking lot across the street from Circle K and next to the Recreation Center on Railroad Avenue. Advanced all day ride passes can be obtained through the Chamber of Commerce in the Williams Visitor Center for $18.

brown-02Tickets are $1 each and each ride takes 3 to 5 tickets. No cash is accepted at the rides or for the games. Wristbands are available, but only good on the rides. Wristbands are not valid if they have been removed. They are only good on the day of purchase.

There are no refunds for tickets or wristbands.

For safety reasons, no pregnant women or people with casts are allowed on the rides. All riders must be at least 36″ tall and some rides require the rider to be up to 52″ tall.

The carnival runs through Saturday at 11 pm.

Thanksgiving Fun

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving,

But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned –
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation
With all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
‘Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees….
Happy eating to all – pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes ‘n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious.
May your pies take the prize,
May your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!
Happy Thanksgiving to all

And to all… pumpkin pie


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Spring carnival returns

Brown's Amusements on Railroad Avenue

WILLIAMS—It’s springtime in Williams and that means the return of the Brown Amusement carnival. The crew began setting up Wednesday and tested the rides today. With beautiful weather predicted for the weekend, it looks like a good weekend to take in the event.